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Dec 7, 2008 at 7:24 PM
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since i haven't expanded my consciousness in like... two months now, i have nothing to write about, no cryptic posts (which were a whole lot of long words put together randomly anyway) and now my post count is bothering me, i don't want to think it's because i'm uninspired, so here's a quick update

i'm in a very happy place right now where the flowers grow. psychedelic drugs are available here like bread. lsd, psilocybin magic mushrooms, dmt, mescaline, salvia, you name it, they got it. i feel like r kelly at a girl-scout meeting. but temptation shall not have it's way with me, no sir. i'm just going to sit here and be miserable and drown in a pool of my own self-pity. only, i don't pity myself for once, i have no dagger to stab myself in the chest with because i'm listening to kasabian.

i've just realized that almost all the riffs from sepultura's dante XXI form patterns. thank you, acid flashbacks, you unwanted guests, you have taught me well, now lay the fuck back, k? thanks...

i'm insomniating because first i figured brandy would cure it, but then i realized alcoholics are obnoxious fucks who whine about their problems and beat their wives and with the healthy doses of lsd i've taken, i've become aware of the fact that i don't want to become one of those people, so i have nothing to put me off to sleep. and vallium prices just shot up. fucked.

i feel really lethargic right now, i can't move a muscle, i really hope i get to sleep tonight... ah, wait, it's morning already. i could update you on my world of bill hicks album marathons, bone-breaking, consciousness-withdrawals, meaningless sex and cuddling with pillows under a blanket with nothing but a hot mug of coffee for company but you wouldn't want to hear any of it, i'm sure.

i talked to an old friend online today, it has been ages indeed. also, i'm writing for two magazines now, feel free to guess which ones (in your mind, not here)

i'm also almost done writing a book.

i haven't been this content in ages. i like waking up to a good morning, only, i'm not really waking up. i'm just half-awake. waking up is more like going from the half-sleepy stage to a wide-awake stage because i dropped a hot mug of coffee on my crotch. i have really nervous teeth right now.

mocron: she's pretty good lookin' for a girl, ya know. i wanna do bad, bad things to her

me: like, clog her orifices?

mocron: word

mocron: hehehe

me: rub an ice-cube on her nose, it'll block her nostrils for good

mocron: been there

me: had your fun eh?

mocron: sure did

me: i'm beginning to think we're past normal human sex